How to Survive Surviving the Apocalypse

How to Survive Surviving the Apocalypse

The Dostivex invaders are gone. Earth is free. And Christopher Alan — thirteen, sarcastic, and operating a captured alien spacecraft with no flight training — has absolutely no idea what comes next.

What comes next, it turns out, is worse. A new fleet of alien ships materializes in orbit and parks directly above his location. The president can’t get out of his bunker. The only functioning government is too busy misidentifying insect species to be useful. And Christopher, armed with a telepathic AI and an increasingly inconvenient sense of responsibility, is being treated as humanity’s unofficial representative to the rest of the galaxy.

He did not raise his hand for this.

How To Survive Surviving the Apocalypse is the fast, funny, emotionally honest second book in Craig Robertson’s A Teenager’s Guide to Saving the Earth — because nobody tells you that the apocalypse doesn’t actually end when you win.

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Is This Apocalypse Over Yet?

Is This Apocalypse Over Yet?

Christopher Alan didn’t ask to be taken off-world. He didn’t agree to be Visquisor’s personal diplomat, social experiment, or — though he doesn’t know it yet — his most promising candidate for a soul transplant.

Visquisor has lived for ten thousand millennia and felt nothing for most of them. He has power, ships, and a galaxy of terrified underlings. What he doesn’t have is any reason to keep going — unless he can find a way to transfer his dying essence into someone worth inhabiting. Someone young. Someone alive in all the ways he isn’t. Someone like Christopher.

In the meantime, they’re heading to Dez Falls — a poisoned, protein-fogged nightmare planet where the only thing being mined is Bliss Shale, the most addictive and deadly substance in the known galaxy. The only thing standing between Christopher and a paradise he’ll never wake up from is a weapons-grade alien mechanic who really doesn’t want to be there either.

Is This Apocalypse Over Yet? is Book 3 of Craig Robertson’s A Teenager’s Guide to Saving the Earth — where the enemy turns out to be loneliness, the prize is a soul, and the hero is a fourteen-year-old who just wants to go home.

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