The Universe Knows That Jon Ryan’s Favorite Food Is The Pronto Pup
Like, duh! A Pronto Pup defines the term GBD–golden brown and delicious. The crunch, the dog, …and the mustard/ketchup slathered in a sine-wave pattern along the external surface.
And because Jon loves Pronto Pups, so do we! These are photos fans have sent me over the years of their lucky pilgrimages to Rockaway Beach, Oregon the last operating Pronto Pup.
A SPECIAL THANKS TO JEFF HUNTAMER
FOR THE
SHRINELY PHOTOS!
The Breathtaking Image Below Is The Rockaway Beach, Oregon Shop. The Last One Standing (get it stand – ing?)
And if you think Pronto Pups are a fictional food, feat your eyes below
Thank you, Charles Herring, for alerting us who care that there is a Second System. Pups in West Virginia. Who knew?
However, based on the discovery of this Second System, I, as a good fiction author, must release this official statement with gravitas and superciliousity:
OFFICIAL STATEMENT
Despite persistent rumors, there exists no doctrinal conflict whatsoever in The Prontoverse between Rockaway Cuisine and Camden Park Gastronomy.
Volleys of accusations concerning batter tainting, sloppy stick length, or the basic legitimacy of any so-called “Second System” are regrettable bot-chatter and nothing more.
There has never been a schism.
Please stop asking.
And, seriously, you know you want it. Here’s how to get it – the good stuff!
